Chapter 3

I am so bored! This time of year sucks being totally destitute after christmas and all. I´m having an appointment with a doctor today because I´m kinda hearing voices in my head (I´m bipolar) so that´s a change I guess. Positive thinking.

Enough of that and on to the Waywards. When we last left them Dina was preggers and they built a shack with the few simoleons earned from collecting.


Yeah I hear you, I know I have forced you to run around without any fun time or ANYTHING. But we need the money! And the gardening skill. Now work it boy!


His wife had a more relaxed point of view, and she´s the active one. “It´s good for the baby”. I guess she´s right.


When Elliot came home all smelly after running around the hood all day he demanded some fun. It was actually Dina that propositioned him 🙂 “I know exactly what you need baby” and jumped his bones. Good girl.


After a shower and some toileting they decided to go to the park. Not much to do on this lot anyway besides dancing and wohoo. Gets kinda monotonous after a while.


Feeling babybump 🙂 “I think it´s a boy”. No, no boys. We want girls. Don´t get me wrong, I love boys but we are running with Strict Equality and that means no boy can be heir this gen.


I forgot to mention Dinas LTW. It´s to become a Master Mixologist so we need to start practicing those mixing skills.


Mocking the bartender for being preggers huh? Jaques his usual charming self, living as a hobo in the parks while owning a large manison on the island. His own family probably cant stand him or he cant stand them. Asshole.


And some autonomous flirting in front of Malcolm who by the looks is totally numb.


Fond memories of the wedding day huh. I swear these guys take every chance they get to wohoo. Bunny rabbits.


The inside of the “house”. With the newly bought computer that is the main source for entertainment.


We need someone to paint portraits so Dina got an easel.


“Hi Don what´s up? No I don´t want to go on a date to the bluffs, why don´t you call mum.)


“Oh shit I think my water just broke, can I call you back?”


“Oh god honey you´re in labour what do I do what do I do?!” Jaques: “Do not care. Get over here and invite me in so I can insult you and yell at you for no good reason”. Dina: *still on the phone with Don*.


Elliot then had a mental breakdown and started playing in the trash infront of his miserable wife. Way to be supportive there.


“How dare that slutty wife of yours spread her juices on the ground infront of me?! You should be paying me to visit your pig sty and bow before my glorious person!”.


“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU COMING TO MY YARD TALKING ABOUT MY WIFE LIKE THAT!? Yup, there goes his hot headed nature, it was only a matter of time. Dina: *In labor, desperatly cleaning the shower*.


“Your mother is a llama. I bet your wife is giving birth to a llama right now, genes like that runs in the family.”


“Maybe that moron is right. It sure feels like a llama clawing its way out of my uterus”.


No, no llama this time. It´s a BOY, naturally because I wanted a girl 😡 Well no can do, say hi to Winston Wayward, the first of gen 1.


The boys/men/idiots stood outside arguing and insulting each other during the birth not helping out at all.


“Man I´m pissed. I feel like dancing.” Moron.


The days went by with collecting stuff for selling…


Working until you´ll fall to sleep standing….


And taking care of baby Winston. With sporadic visits from stupid townies. “Hi I´m Bjorn, I´m here to occupy your computer for the next 12 hours so you cant get to it and have no fun at all”. Screw you Bjorn.


At last it was time for Winston to grow in to a TODDLER. His dad not giving a shit again.


AWW BB! First toddler ever in my game. Oh the cute! But my adoration would not last long let me tell you. These little buggers are hard to take care of. And he rolled Fussy for his Toddler Trait.


“Me hungwy, me sleepy but I cant sleep fow my nightmares”.


Because you feed your kid crisps when they´re starving.


“I hate my life.”


But it does not keep you from knocking your wife up again huh? “Blaaaruhaaagh, It´s not that, it´s food poisoning . Please let it be food poisoning…”. You´re in denial girl.


The house was getting really out of hand and no one had the energy or will to clean it up. Winston and the pregnancy really took its toll on the grown ups.


So they took in at a motel, leaving their toddler son at the daycare. I can feel you there guys 😉


To finally get some sleep in a not so crappy bed..


To eat in peace and socialize with other human(sim) beings.


“I´m in heaven”. Yeah, but not for long. Back to reality.



Another boy. Damn it! Welcome Carson Wayward. Now on with the slaughter.


“Daddy pway with me!” Go play for your self kid, daddy´s gotta work to keep you fed.



Poor Elliot. It´s worse then any ISBI I have ever played.


Carson as a toddler. Rolled the Wild trait. Lovely.


There are some cute and peaceful moments though.


When the terribles are a sleep.


So then one beautyful day Elliot was gathering stuff as usual, his wife called out for him. She had something to tell.You can see her in the background.


She walked all the way with a plate of pancakes in her hand, taking her time to get there. Hurry up before the hooligans wake up again!


“Guess what honey *twitch twitch*…”


“You are gonna be a daddy, again!” If he could have cried I think Elliot would have. I know I almost did.


He just took off, leaving his wife with her pancakes.


Then Winston grew up (FINALLY) but I didn´t get a picture of the caking. I was busy keeping everybody alive.


“Honey you´re in labor!” Dina: “I am? Then who´s gonna feed Carson now? He´s starving again because someone put him down without feeding him and went to sleep.” Carson: “Mummy no happy?”


No Carson, mummy is definently not happy right now. Go grab a plate yourself, there is rotten cake on the table.


Thank god it´s a girl! No more babies/toddlers for you Dina, you pulled your weight. This cutie pie is named Aria btw, and I will TRY to give a shit about her upbringing and toddler skills, she being the heir and all.

I will leave you with a pic of Winston sleeping on the couch. Poor thing was not impressed with his new sibling. Understandable.






Chapter 2

Hello and welcome to another chapter of The Wayward Legacy! Last time Elliot moved in to his lawn, met Dina Caliente, fell in love and got engaged. So what will happen next?


Well look at you handsome. Off to get hitched huh?
“I haven´t slept all night, running round collecting and fixing the garden. Then the bills came  and I´m broke again”. Sounds like RL to me *shrugs*.


“Hey babe, ready to do this?”


The guest list consisted of the mother of the bride and her boy toy and some random guy in the  background heading for the bar.


No one gave a shit about the ceremony so the happy couple got married on their own.



Congratulations.Dina was moved in and sent home by the game. I brought her back because I thought it would be a nice “wedding party/outing”. It never is 😡


“WOOW it´s lika a supernova”. Yeah like you would now what that actually is. Crappy fireworks in the middle of the day is crappy.


The “guests” gathered upstairs and Katrina and random guy (I think his name is Tyson) seemed to hamming it up. Don not so much. “Honey who is that guy? Why are you talking like that to him? Honey…?”01-15-17_8-04-41-pm

“You don´t love me anymooooar sniff sniff”. Good lord man, get a hold of yourself. This is a wedding you know. Katrina just watched him and walked away. “I hate it when they get all soft and klingy.”


Katrina: “Tyson wait! Let´s go to my fabulous spanish villa and have a cup of “tea”. Tyson..?”
Don: “Dina how could you do this to me, I thought you and I were a thing *sob*”
Dina: Oh get over yourself Donnie, you are the biggest man whore in sim universe. We were never a “THING”. They were romantic interests though so I had her tell him to be Just Friends.


He didn´t seem to mind though and left right after Katrina. “Yeah so long bitches. I´m gonna call Nina now for a heavy workout”. Biggest. Manwhore. Ever.


The newly weds went to check out the telescope, mostly because they don´t own a bed yet.


Yup, first wohoo in your life, on your wedding day, in a park in a telescope. Could be worse but I´m not gonna come with any suggestions on how.


Dina was exhausted and went to sleep right away in the new, sucky bed. But it´s better then sleeping on the ground I guess.


Elliot took off collecting because we really need to get working on some kind of house. No honeymoon for you.


When Dina woke up she was both starving and nauseous at the same time. “Must be all that excitement from yesterday at the wedding”. Yeah that must be it. Probably 😆


YESSSS! You are making your creator very pleased. “UUUgh what? From throwing up? The creator must be a weird one.” Oh sweetie, weird is not the word.


Baby nr 1 on the way!


“That telescope humping yesterday knocked me up”.
“How?”No genius, but as I said, we really really need to get cracking on building a house.


The garden is coming around nicely but doesn´t give much money yet so I sent Elliot to do some more collecting.


Wow. The money he got from selling stuff was just enough to build this gem with the shower and toilet still outside. Well it´s a start.


That´´s it for this time. Next time there will be baby(s), more gardening and collecting…gardening, collecting. Fun stuff. Until then 💓



A Sims 4 Legacy: The Waywards

I don´t know how to start this, I´m a noob to blogging. But I have been playing legacies before, since TS2 anyway. Never completed one though so we´ll see what comes of this, I will do my best/worst.
I´m pretty much playing by Pinstars rules and won´t be cheating that much 😇
My Succession Law:
Gender Law: Strict equality
Bloodline Law: Strict Traditional
Heir Law: MY LAW 💪
Species Law: Tolerant
10 (maybe more) generations of fun and probably some, or a lot of pain. Let´s get this show on the road.
Meet the lovely founder of this legacy:
This is Elliot Wayward, a hot headed, slobbish naturalist who wishes to be a Freelance Botanist. He will be residing in Blythe Harbor by the awesome Jenba. Lawn living from the start of course as befits any serious legacy founder 😁
“It´s just like camping. I like camping”. Don´t I know it, outdoorsy and all. Nothing much to see here so let´s go checking out the town. We need to find a girl to share all of this lovely…lawn.
The gym is a good place to score pretty ladies aaand…..

to WATCH sports. Because that is what you´ll do at a gym 😉
Here comes Dina. Elliot, get off your ass and go talk to the pretty lady.
“Hey there babycakes, I couldn´t but see you´re all alone here among all of these sweaty, adrenaline pumping guys. Care for some cloudgazin´?”
  I´m sure that´s not why she came here but she went for it. Laying on the cold asphalt looking up at   the sta…um roof beside a complete stranger. Sounds completely safe and romantic to me. They got along really well too so I sent them on a trip to…
   the library. A great romance spot, if you are a geek or a bookworm. But it didn´t seem to matter, they enjoyed themselves anyway.
Enjoyed themselves indeed…..
So much that Dina decided to take it off 😲 Real subtle there girl, don´t make him beg for it, just give it instantly for free. He asked her to be his girlfriend at once.
I was trying out some settings on the MCCC and all of a sudden most of the townies walked around shirtless. Not cool because I am a lazy bitch and refuse to CAS them all. Luckily there is a “randomize outfit” choice in MCCC so when I see I naked sim they´ll at least get some clothes. Dina however, got her regular top and shoes back since she is the soon to be legacy spouse.
  After kissing his beloved goodnight, Elliot returned home. Stinky and exhausted but happy.
It´s bad when you wake up from your own stench and filthyness despite being a slob.
The next day it was time to start collecting. Running around the neighborhood in your underwear picking flowers. Yeah. The dude in the background fishing is one of the shirt/shoeless so who cares right?
Dina stopped by while Elliot was out gathering stuff. Pretty pretty Dina 😀
 “I´m leaving our lovely spanish hacienda for this?” She stood there contemplating her fate for a while and then walked off. Poor thing.
Elliot managed to collect quite a few veggies and flowers and started his garden. It will take a while before it will become profitable so there will be a lot of running around to make ends meet and actually be able to get some roof over head.
After that I sent him on a date with Dina, reeking all green again. He tried to kiss her but she would have none of it. Comes from the girl that showed the goods at the library.
“And who´s to blame huh? That the whole fucking town have become nudists?” Oh I know, my mistake. Now stop fussing and give in to Elliot´s manly “charm”.
That she did, more then willingly….
Not THAT willingly guys! This generation is supposed to have values, no wohooing before marriage! “Huh huh, I go with pretty lady into closet”. I pretty much let my sims do what they want autonomously and this is what they usually want to do. This time only a “innocent” make out though.
I really need to get these two hitched before something “unexpected” happens.
“Oh Dina you are the light of my life and I can´t live without you. Will you marry me and live with me on my gigantic lawn until….”
“Sigh, just give me the ring already.”
“Take me home country boy”.
And this is where I will end this first chapter. Next time wedding, babies? A roof over head maybe?